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GlacialGoneWild

adaptation strategies, Central Asia, climate change, climate crisis, disappearing ice, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, glacial melt, glacial retreat, GlacialGoneWild, global warming, melting glaciers, natural disasters, Sustainable development, vulnerable ecosystems, water resources, water scarcity

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Zombie Dances:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that made glaciers disappear?? yea dat’s right, on our server the glaciers be melting faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe”. u gotta join us and help save central asia from becoming a giant water park, cuz let’s be real, nobody wants to swim in glacier water. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the last glacier is being kept safe by a group of polar bears in tuxedos. join now before it’s too late and all u see is water, water, and more water. #savetheglaciers #polarbearswithstyle

Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7012	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	140
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1355	Villages Defended:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9313
Buildings Constructed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Potions Brewed:	128	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Void Gems Collected:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!