ESL Frustration Minecraft Servers

ESL Frustration Minecraft Servers

  • Glassy McSwordface

    Glassy McSwordface
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7466
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Crops Grown: 6511 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6192 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

    Join us and witness the INSANE battles that take place daily between players armed with nothing but carrots and feather dusters. Don’t worry, we have a strict “no actual weapons” policy to keep things interesting!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary ESL (Evil Sheep Legion) who roam the land terrorizing unsuspecting players with their diabolical plans. Will you join forces with them or stand against their woolly tyranny?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the blocks have a mind of their own!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

    Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5427
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Magic Items Found: 1406
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 55 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1165
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441
    New Chunks Explored: 617710 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

    KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 6601
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

    Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2827
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

    Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5526
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 131 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

    FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 3688
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

    So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

    PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 260
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Villages Defended: 19 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

    Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

    SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 4485
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Farms Harvested: 762 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.

    And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yubilolz – Where Villagers Trade Memes – LOL Minecraft Server

    Yubilolz – Where Villagers Trade Memes – LOL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1519
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Ores Mined: 7450 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Crops Grown: 4820

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride of insanity and fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of highly trained octopus chefs who cook up the most delicious virtual meals for all players. You can even participate in the Tako Gacha Banner events where you can win exclusive in-game prizes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

    So what are you waiting for? Install the game, hop on our server, and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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