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Oh your imaginary internet money rugged? Don’t flush from Minecraft SMP!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Divine Spears Created:	16	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of your imaginary internet money going down the drain? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the currency flows like water from your toilet faucet – and don’t worry, it’s perfectly drinkable!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cheeseburger and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real money when you can have this kind of fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?

Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?

With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExSMPNightmare

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExSMPNightmare, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, relationship trauma, self love, self-care, starting over, toxic relationship, trust issues, WORST

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape from all the relationship woes and focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Our server is ex-free guaranteed, so you can mine and craft in peace without any exes blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are the ultimate breakup cure on our server – find enough of them and you’ll never think about your ex again! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

SmellCraftComforts

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORN FARTS! Join us for a magical experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the worm!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples guarded by a squad of ninja pandas. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

Accountability, Attack, Conflict, disciplinary action, employment, Fires, Hamas, HamasCraft, internal investigation, international organization, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, Oct 7, security breach, staffers, Termination, termination of employment, Terrorism, UN, united nations, UNstaffGoneWild

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

AddictivePasteCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad scientists creating crazy potions that will make you invincible in battle! we got this one potion called INT-1B3 miR-193a-3p Mimic that will boost your T cell immunity so you can wreck all those pesky mobs and players trying to take you down.

not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.

so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Necropolis: Where skeletons have a bone to pick and creepers are just misunderstood. Ages 18+

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Avalon Forge Server 2.10.2

We are running an Avalon Forge server 2.10.2 that’s been up for a week! We’re a mature and friendly community so we don’t condone any drama and would like for everyone to be mindful of the other players they’re playing with. Join our Discord server here.

Rules:

Rules
No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission
Be respectful to other players on the server
You have to be 18+ to join
Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address provided by the server admin.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed but make sure to respect other players and their belongings.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to ensure fair gameplay for everyone.

WellCrafted Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	144	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and ridiculous Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!