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Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mines Excavated:	3388	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4706	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4773
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Votes:	7499	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomSaysNoSisDoes, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	143	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Votes:	8282
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PlasticSmellCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	611709	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shiznit goin’ on! We discovered some wack metal state in a hydrogen-rich compound of lanthanum under pressure. It’s like some A15-type lanthanum superhydride with the formula La4H23. And get this, it shows superconductivity below minus 168 degrees Celsius at a pressure of 1.2 million atmospheres!

So if you wanna experience some outta this world stuff while playin’ Minecraft, dis server is where it’s at! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can be part of a server that’s basically runnin’ on magic metal state superpowers? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

RP SERVER IP – frearemine.mc-server.eu Minecraft server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7646
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	6770
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

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144.76.7.241:21559

JokesMC Server

female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!