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OuchieMcSMP

accident, broken bones, car accident, Chronic pain, disability, Fall, hospitalization, injury, Medical Treatment, muscle strain, OuchieMcSMP, pain management, physical injury, physical therapy, Recovery, Rehabilitation, severe injury, sports injury, surgery, torn ligaments, Trauma

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	6691	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Animals Bred:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

#sustainability, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, environmental impact, ethnomycology, Extinction, Fungi, habitat loss, hallucinogenic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, Mushroom, Mycology, natural medicine, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	7768	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

Cognitive Distortions, community immunity, conspiracy theories, Covid-19, deliberate ignorance, deniers, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, medical misinformation, Misinformation, pandemic, public health, public opinion, science denial, skepticism, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine refusal, vaccine safety, vaxx

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 11, Anon Arena 2, Ashened, Banlists, clash, Crafty, database, Decklists, dng, dng Cup., Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Flame Swordsman, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, Tistina, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki, World Premiere Packfiller

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

2004, Achilles, ancient greece, brad pitt, Cinema, controversy, Epic, film, greek mythology, Haram, HECTOR, Helen of Troy, historical fiction, Hollywood, Minecraft, Movie, Mythology, Paris, smp, Trojan War, troy, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	667089
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	134

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

BILvsKids, brother-in-law, children first, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family feud, family hierarchy, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Gender Roles, generational differences, meal etiquette, Minecraft, parenting priorities, ranch life, Server, serving order, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyEscape

arranged marriage, Autonomy, CraftyEscape, cultural expectations, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family pressure, freedom, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living abroad, orthodox family, parental expectations, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-understanding, strict parents, traditional views

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Looking for an escape from your overbearing parents who want to control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you can make your own decisions without any parental pressure.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone telling you how it should look. A world where you can explore vast landscapes and caves without worrying about being slapped or beaten for making a mistake. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to break free from oppressive family expectations.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for leaving your parents behind – on our server, you can focus on building your own life without the guilt trip. So come join us and experience the freedom and autonomy you’ve always dreamed of!

UglyAttractiveTraits – Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body type, conventionally attractive, facial symmetry, Individuality, Minecraft, personal opinion, physical appearance, physical features, physical imperfections, Preferences, smp, societal norms, trait, Ugly, UglyAttractiveTraits, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional preferences, unique traits

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things unconventional and weird.

We don’t care if you find conventionally attractive traits ugly, in fact, we encourage it! Want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks? Go for it! Want to create a farm with only pink sheep? Absolutely! Want to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times because you think it’s the height of fashion? You do you, boo!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off an army of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs conventionally attractive traits when you can have this much fun?

CreeperCrisis

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken friendships, Communication, Conflict, CreeperCrisis, Distance, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship, healing from friendship issues, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, Pain, Support, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9905	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	791	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing friends again! Our server is equipped with a magical friendship potion that guarantees eternal bonds with your fellow players. Say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun and laughter!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and groovy skeletons. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most friendship-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave – not that you’ll have a choice once you’ve tasted our friendship potion!