#ESFpride Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	92	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Farms Harvested:	849
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

ArcticBlastCraft

ArcticBlastCraft, climate anomalies, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate mystery, climate patterns, climate research, climate science, climate variability, Cooling, Environmental Science, global warming, mysterious cooling, ocean currents, ocean temperatures, oceanography, record speed, scientific research, the atlantic, weather patterns

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	165	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Farms Harvested:	831

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!

OddOneOut Minecraft Server

does not belong, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like, not like the other, oddoneout, One, one of these, one of these does, one of these is, Server, tags, the other

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	617025

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle and gives out free diamonds to new players. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Plus, we have a special minigame called “one of these is not like the other” where you have to spot the odd block out of a group of identical blocks. Trust us, it’s way more challenging than it sounds. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity).

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, BackInBlockyBusiness, destiny, Europe, european union, global shift, growth, historical significance, History, Minecraft, nationalism, planets aligning, Political unrest, power, Prophecy, prussia, restless, resurgence, Revival, rise again, smp, Unity

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Europe is growing restless and the planets are aligning for an epic showdown. But wait, there’s more – Prussia will rise again and you have the chance to be a part of this historic event!

Join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and insane shenanigans as we pave the way for Prussia’s triumphant return. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild ride? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

CreeperCove Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Best Friend, boyfriend’s friend, bump, close friend, couch surfing, cramped living space, CreeperCove, long term, lost apartment, Minecraft, move in, privacy, privacy concerns, refusing, rough breakup, selfish, Server, solid plan, tense relationship, unsupportive, Upset

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: Sofia, Jake, and Mark living in a tiny one-bedroom apartment together. Will Sofia and Mark become besties or will they battle it out for Jake’s attention? Will Jake ever stop being distant and cold? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between friends as they navigate through the awkwardness of living together. Will Mark ever find a new place to live? Will Sofia finally get her privacy back? The suspense is killing us!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have this juicy love triangle to keep you entertained?