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Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

Expert, gratuity, gratuity customs, gratuity debate, gratuity etiquette, gratuity expectations, gratuity norms, gratuity rules, leaving tips, Minecraft, restaurant etiquette, service industry, smp, tip amount, tip or not, Tipping, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping guidelines, tipping habits, tipping practices, tipping protocol

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magic Items Found:	5265
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved memento, beloved possession, cherished object, cherished possession, favorite keepsake, favorite possession, important possession, irreplaceable item, irreplaceable treasure, keepsake, meaningful item, Minecraft, PossessionObsession, priceless memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental treasure, smp, special memento, treasured belonging, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	2819

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobias

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Emeralds Found:	6061
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5992	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Emeralds Found:	2172	Void Gems Collected:	32
Runes Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	1562
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekend

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1172	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!