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TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	663
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1873	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragon Eggs Found:	1455
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crops Grown:	6309	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8670
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	5863

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Votes:	5561	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4127	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!