Players: |
96/700 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
60 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: |
0 |
Secret Passages Found: |
4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
19 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
4 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
3 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.