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Pixelated Prison Princess: Trapped Allure – Minecraft SMP

trapped princess, Prison Princess, puzzle game, Prison, Trapped

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is so epic that it’s not even on the US Nintendo E-Shop yet! That’s right, we’re so exclusive that even Nintendo can’t handle our level of awesomeness.

Join us next week for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of melons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it.

So why wait for it to be on the E-Shop when you can join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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BalticCraft Server: No More Russian Power!

regional cooperation, Server, sustainable energy, power supply, Russian supply

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Come join our EPIC server where we got the Baltic states connecting to EU electricity after ditching that lame-o Russian supply! Can you imagine the chaos that went down when they made that switch? Creeper explosions everywhere, villagers running for their lives, it was WILD, man!

But hey, now that they’re all powered up and ready to go, you gotta come check out our server and see what kind of crazy contraptions they’ve come up with. We got redstone galore, automatic farms for days, and even a roller coaster that goes through the Nether! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles that go down in our arena – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords, it’s hilarious!

So come on over to our server and join in on the fun. Who needs Russian electricity anyway when you got all this insanity waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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CraftyTradeWar: China vs US tariffs

Tariffs, tariffs on imports, China, trade war, trade negotiations

come join our epic minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! we have a tit-for-tat policy with the mobs, so if they attack you, you can attack them right back!

our server is like a virtual trade war, but instead of countries, it’s players battling it out for resources and territory. build your own empire and show those pesky skeletons who’s boss!

plus, we have the best loot drops in all of minecraft! find rare items like diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you conquer the land.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and show china and the us who the real minecraft champions are!

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Madness & Laziness 1.20.5

unmotivated, unproductive, irresponsible, laziness, unprofessional

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

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MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!

difficult decisions, family relationships, estranged family, MomCraft, Allowed

Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.

Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

hostages, extremism, Négotiation, violence, War Crimes

omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

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Mars Truck Rally

space tourism, mars colonization, outer space events, Rally, off road vehicles

yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

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Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

PIXEL, Realms, ETERNAL

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

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Birdseed Bomberz

Bomberz, Birdseed

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

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FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

unconventional pleasures, strange desires, offbeat fetishes, quirky interests, unusual turn-ons

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

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