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DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	8621
Votes:	9370	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1711
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	981173	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Farms Harvested:	671
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	12

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Explorer, Good, Grief, Java 1.21, Lets, Longevity, LUCK, Melio, Minecraft playstyle, real, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, Surviving, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	54	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2058
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

RateHimMinecraftSMP

appraisal, Approval, Assessment, consideration, critique, disapproval, estimation, Evaluation, Feedback, Impression, judgment, opinion, perspective, Ranking, Rate, RateHimMinecraftSMP, Rating, review, scoring, Viewpoint

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	123	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

SoloTripEssential-MC-SMP

Adventure, adventure gear, essential items for solo trips, exploring alone, long tail tags: solo travel packing essentials, MUST HAVE Items, must-have items for solo travel, packing essentials, packing list, solo adventure, solo journey, solo travel, solo travel gear essentials., solo traveler, SoloTripEssentialMCSMP, travel accessories, travel essentials, travel gear, travel must-haves, travel solo, travel solo tips, travel tips, Wanderlust, wanderlust essentials

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	796430	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Animals Bred:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	51	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Forget about packing essentials, on our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs a compass when you have a group of players who will lead you in circles just for fun? So ditch the survival guides and come join us for a journey that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you even logged on in the first place!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Votes:	4769	Emeralds Found:	2843
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner architect as you construct majestic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigs who love to photobomb your screenshots and steal your virtual snacks. Don’t worry though, they’re harmless – just annoyingly adorable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow blockheads and show off your best dance moves (just watch out for exploding dance floors).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.