Escalante Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineMystic

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	9385	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, a dynamic world where survival meets innovation! Explore and thrive in a rich environment featuring custom mobs and unique items. Engage in our robust economy with various jobs and skill systems to enhance your gameplay. Whether you’re battling fierce creatures or crafting powerful tools, there’s always something exciting to do. Join us and experience a blend of classic survival and creative customization that will keep you coming back for more. Adventure awaits!

join.minemystic.com

No-Flakes

Cross-Play, early game, Fresh launch, Minecraft, No economy plugins, no pay to win, PvE, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Raiding, Sethome, simple voice chat, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	508	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

99% Vanilla with the only changes being quality of life plugins like /spawn and /sethome. The server is fresh and just launched on the 3rd of July, 2024 so you have a chance to actually enjoy the minecraft early game! Supports Simple Voice Chat and you never have to pay for rank! AND THERE ARE NO ECONOMY PLUGINS!

51.81.61.190:25577

Ashea RP – Where the pixels have more drama than your high school reunion! Server opens this Thursday at 1:00 PM EST!

Adventure, armor, Ashea, Builds, Community, creativity, Custom, discrimination, Drama, est, Exploration, FANTASY, FRIENDSHIPS, HIGH, Lore, Medieval, narrative, nation, Nations, OPENS, pixels, Races, reunion, Roleplay, rp, School, Server, species, THURSDAY, TOWN, weapons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	2477	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Ashea RP Minecraft Server

Server Name	ASHEA RP
Server Discord	discord.gg/ashea
Server IP	ashea.org
Server Version	Java 1.20

Overview

Ashea RP is a geopolitical roleplay server, with a medieval fantasy theme! Explore our custom built world, and traverse through the lands of many nations and species! Engage in battles, create your own story, uncover deep lore, and build your dream world.

FAQ

What races can I play as on the server?

Humans, Nekos, Elves, Dwarves, Dragonborn, Ambystoma, Demons, Endkin, and Wraiths

Can I participate in wars and battles on the server?

Yes, the server offers grand battles and wars with a variety of custom weapons and armor for players to use.

Is there a community on the server?

Yes, the server has an inclusive community that welcomes all players and does not discriminate based on real life factors.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting the server IP address provided and connecting with Java version 1.20.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

2-BEYO, 2-BEYOBEYO, blockparty, CIS, cis-1, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – cis-1,2-BEYOBEYO! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition, where players compete to see who can ride a wave of lava the longest without getting burned to a crisp. It’s a thrilling and dangerous event that will have you on the edge of your seat (if you don’t fall into the lava, that is).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious and treacherous Nether realm, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen who have a strange obsession with disco dancing. Join in on their dance parties or risk facing their wrath – the choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join <i>cis</i>-1,2-BEYOBEYO today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this wacky world!

HobbyManagerMC SMP

3D Graphics, artist portfolio, artistic skills, book reading, book scanning, career development, digitisation, digitise books, Graphic design, hobby management, HobbyManagerMC, job hunting, Job Search, long books, manage hobbies, personal development, philosophical books, portfolio building, reading, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a good laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a quest to digitize five long books in-game! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through pages upon pages of text to complete this epic task. But wait, there’s more! We also need you to create a 3D graphics artist portfolio in Minecraft to land your dream job in the field. Who knew virtual building could be so important for your career?

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a book club where we read long, philosophical books together in-game. Imagine discussing deep thoughts and theories while fighting off creepers and zombies – now that’s what we call multitasking!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

AITAH, blood pressure, blood volume, Chronic illness, dizziness, Elderly, elderly lady, elderly woman, ElderlyCartMinecraftServer, fainting, family opinion, grocery store, heated exchange, hidden illness, low iron, passing out, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Respect, Safety, shopping cart, sweating

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	298	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

SisterCraft vs GFWars

Breakup, custody, emotional struggles, family, Financial Security, Future, GFWars, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, Inheritance, Loss, love, new life, parenting, Priorities, relationships, responsibilities, single parent, sister, SisterCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where grief and fears are left at the door and the only responsibility you have is to build the most epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter and energy, just like exploring Paris with a shy and anxious sister who may or may not need therapy. But don’t worry, we have therapists experienced in grief and fears ready to help!

And if you’re worried about your financial future, fear not! Our server offers a 50-25-25 inheritance split in your favor, just like in a family video call with grandparents, uncles, aunts, and a lawyer. Your part will be saved in a bank account until you become an adult, so you can focus on building pixelated castles without a care in the world.

Looking for love? We’ve got you covered! Meet your girlfriend after work for emotional apologies and respectful breakups, all while juggling parenting, disciplining, and school on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories. See you in the game!

BlockyMedic Minecraft Server

BlockyMedic, common mistakes, false beliefs, health fallacies, health inaccuracies, health misconceptions, health misunderstandings, health myths, health myths debunked, healthcare beliefs, healthcare myths, medical errors, medical facts, medical falsehoods, medical inaccuracies, medical misconceptions, medical misconceptions debunked, medical misinformation, medical misunderstandings, medical myths, Minecraft, misconceptions, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure all your gaming ailments! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors who can cure any virtual illness you may encounter. Got a case of the creeper blues? Our doctors will have you back on your feet in no time! Plus, our virtual hospital is fully equipped with all the latest medical technology, including virtual stethoscopes and pixelated band-aids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who roams the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You can do that here! Want to challenge the unicorn to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on down to our Minecraft hospital of fun and frolics, where the only prescription is more cowbell (and maybe a splash potion of healing). Join us today and let the healing begin!

CruelCraft: Gone Rogue

CHANGE, Character development, compassion, consequences, cruel behavior, cruel person, CruelCraft, Empathy, forgiveness, Justice, Karma, moral compass, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, redemption arc, Reflection, Retribution, Rogue, second chances, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	1498
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
New Chunks Explored:	45358	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Have you ever wondered what happened to the most cruel person you know? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft server and turned into a fluffy bunny-loving, flower-picking, hug-giving angel! Yes, that’s right, our server has the power to turn even the most wicked of souls into pure goodness. Join us and witness the magical transformation for yourself! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

ChinaDopeGate2022

anti-doping measures, athlete fairness, Cheating, China doping, ChinaDopeGate2022, Corruption, doping scandal, drug testing, international competition, investigation, legal action, Officials, Olympic committee, Olympic controversy, Olympic integrity, olympics, performance enhancement, Salt Lake Games, sports ethics, sports governance, U.S. probes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ores Mined:	7437	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

so, like, u know how the olympics are all about, like, sports and stuff? well, imagine if the olympic officials were, like, super shady and trying to cover up some major doping scandal in china. like, they’re all, “nope, nothing to see here, move along.” but then the u.s. is all, “we’re gonna investigate this!” and the officials are like, “we’ll ruin the salt lake games if u do!”

so, like, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as scandalous and drama-filled as the olympics, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we’ve got all the drama, intrigue, and shady dealings that u could ever want. plus, we have, like, the best virtual sports competitions that will make u feel like a true champion. so come join us and get in on the action before the olympic officials shut us down!