ESCADONA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

animated, cartoon, Character, classic, Climax, CRAZE, Disney, ejaculation, funny, goofy, Goofy Holler, goofy laugh, Goofys, humor, iconic, JOKE, LAUGH, orgasm, scream, silly, Sound, VOICE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	225
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2045
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
Economy & Trading	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

Chat, Chat Room, chat with doubt, chat with skepticism, chat with uncertainty, confusion, CraftyChatMC, deep thoughts, doubt, existential crisis, is this happening, mind-bending chat, philosophical chat, pondering reality, questioning existence, questioning reality, real, reality check, skepticism, uncertainty, virtual reality

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	6580	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

Emotional healing, Gratitude, Happiness, hopeful, inner peace, joy, mental health, Mental Wellness, optimism, positive mindset, positive outlook, positivity, positivity restored, Recovery, resilience, Restored, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Crops Grown:	5595	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

BadVibesMC SMP

bad behavior, BadVibesMC, corrupt mindset, depraved actions, destructive tendencies, evil inclinations, harmful intentions, immoral behavior, immoral conduct, malevolent actions., malicious behavior, moral decay, nefarious behavior, negative traits, personality flaws, sinister motives, smp, toxic behavior, unethical actions, unethical behavior, villainous behavior, wicked deeds

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bad as possible.

We’ve got players who have built entire villages out of TNT, created lava moats around their bases, and even turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and pitfalls. The crazier you are, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “The Great Sheep Uprising” where players have to defend their precious woolly friends from an army of evil mobs. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and prizes.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner villain and cause chaos in the world of Minecraft, then join us on our server and show everyone just how bad you can be!

MineCraftLoveQuest

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, definition, emotions, forever.., Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLoveQuest, Partnership, relationship, romance, soulmate, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	133
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Votes:	6920
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	2588
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build a blocky empire with? Look no further, because on our server, true love is just a creeper explosion away! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little romance in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come on, join us and let’s craft some love together!

UkrainianLoot Minecraft Server

$50 billion, asset freeze, asset seizure, Denys Shmyhal, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial compensation, financial recovery, foreign investments, immobilized abroad, international finance, international law, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Minecraft, political tensions, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianLoot, Year End

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine is gettin’ $50 billion from Russia and dey gon’ use dat money to make dis server LIT AF! Imagine playin’ Minecraft while swimmin’ in a pool of money like Scrooge McDuck, except instead of gold coins, it’s Russian rubles! We got diamond blocks for days, and our creepers wear designer sunglasses cuz dey fancy like dat. Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret treasure chest hidden in da server, u’ll unlock da power to control time and space! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one ruble at a time!