EsauRome Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9968	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchantments Applied:	102	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	488
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1088	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	7709
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Towns Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/700	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	208984	Buildings Constructed:	41
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

chicken, drenched in air, futari boshi, hunt, iya iya iya, Last, nai nai, nuggets, ocean wave, Party, pop stars, PvP, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, Wah, Warcraft, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchantments Applied:	229
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Farms Harvested:	509
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ores Mined:	7758
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8680
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!