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ExGirlfriendExDoorway Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Cohabitation, Communication, custody, Divorce, drop-offs, ex-partner, ExGirlfriendExDoorway, family conflict, Fatherhood, future planning, home environment, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, visitation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!

Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!

KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

adjusting to change, blended family, child care, custody battle, Dads, emotional children, extra kids, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, House, household conflicts, household responsibilities, KidzRUs, lack of space, moms, moving in with dad, PAD, Parental authority, parental expectations, parenting responsibilities, sibling relationships, step siblings

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

campaign finance, college, Democracy, election accountability, election fairness, election integrity, election laws, election procedures, election reforms, election transparency, Electoral, electoral college, electoral system, ElectoralCraft, government regulations, political changes, political participation, political reform, smp, U.S. elections, voter suppression, voting process, voting rights, voting rules

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Votes:	936
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
New Chunks Explored:	605888	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

CraftyBFFs

Best Friend, Bonding, building relationships, close friends, Companionship, Connection, CraftyBFFs, forming friendships, friendship, lasting friendships, lifelong friends, making connections, Meaningful connections, Meeting, Memories, personal stories, relationships, sharing experiences, socializing, special moments, unique encounters

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5835	Dragon Eggs Found:	7026
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

allegedly, ASTROCRAFT, Chinese, citizen, criminal activity, cybersecurity, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, Hack, HACKING, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, NASA, research, security breach, Server, Spent, Technology, trying, US, Years

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6457	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

Parkour Pollution Patrol

air pollution, air quality, City Living, Disease Progression, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, metropolitan areas, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkour, Patrol, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution effects, pollution exposure, pollution prevention, public health, research, respiratory health, risk factors, urban living

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!

Auzorite Mc

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, open world, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Voxel

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3333	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

I AUZORITE MC WE HAVE LIFESTEAL HEADSTEAL GEMSTEAL AND FFA AUZORITE MC IS A PUBLICK NETWORK JOIN AND ENJOY OUR EXCITING GAMEMODES

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24/7 uptime, ad network no1, adnetwork uk to, Gaming Community, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, Low Ping, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Lag, online gaming, server ip, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9587
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join Our Minecraft Server!

Features:

– Low Ping (20-50ms)

– 24/7 Uptime –

– No Lag

Server IP: adnetwork.uk.to:25579

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Fujoshis Minecraft Server: Autistic Females Unite!

acceptance, Anime, autistic, autistic kinship, Community, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, female autists, Females, Fujoshis, INCLUSIVE, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, relationships, Server, shipping, Support, Understanding, unite, yaoi

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you a fan of fujoshis and all things wild and wacky? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where fujoshis reign supreme and where we embrace our inner autists with pride.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server that celebrates the unique and quirky fujoshi culture? Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggles and triumphs of being a fujoshi in a world that just doesn’t get it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant yaoi statues to pixel art of your favorite anime characters, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us and let your fujoshi flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your fujoshi soulmate or discover a new passion for building the most fabulous and flamboyant creations in all of Minecraft. Let’s get crazy and have some fun together!