Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!
Join our server and experience the thrill of completing assessed tasks with your fellow players, just like in a vacation scheme at a prestigious law firm. Will you excel in attention to detail and secure a spot for yourself, or will you make a glaring error and have to start all over again?
Make alliances with other players, share offices (virtual ones, of course), and maybe even sabotage your competition to increase your chances of success. Who knows, you might just land yourself a “training contract” in our virtual world!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to make it to the top. Who knows, you might even end up feeling guilty for not correcting your virtual office mate’s mistakes, just like in real life. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us on our server where the only thing crashing will be your enemies as you dominate the virtual world with your epic building skills and PvP prowess. Our server is so stable, even your grandma could play without a single hiccup.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you three wishes if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area. Will you be the lucky player to uncover the truth behind our magical server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Fallout 4 mods when you have a server this epic?
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world.
But be warned, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to regret finding out just how insanely fun Minecraft can be!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to switch to Linux, only to encounter hilarious errors like “Failed to open \EFI\BOOT\mmx64.efi – Not Found” that will have you crying with laughter. Spend hours scouring forums for fixes, only to give up and rice your shit in frustration.
But wait, there’s more! Install Steam and watch as your library gets completely destroyed, only to have games like Cookie Clicker run like a broken, buggy mess on proton. And don’t even get us started on trying to play Halo with a glitched Microsoft log in on proton – it’s a comedy goldmine!
So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience that will have you reinstalling Windows 10 LTSC just to make everything work again. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and frustration that you won’t find anywhere else!
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Our community is filled with fellow llama lovers who will cheer you on as you create your very own llama-themed empire.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a hidden llama sanctuary where mystical llama gods bestow special powers upon those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the llamas?
So come on down to our server and let your llama flag fly high! Just remember, in this world, it’s all about the drama… I mean, llamas.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through Harry’s disastrous decisions and try to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme. From accidentally setting off a chain reaction of exploding creepers to building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Harry’s latest mishap has unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that are terrorizing the land. Can you help us defeat the poultry menace and restore peace to our once peaceful server?
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, Harry really fucked up!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join in on the fun (we had to politely decline, sorry Herobrine).
So come on down and join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where anything can happen – just like trying to balance work, kids, and a failing relationship. And hey, if you think you can handle all that, maybe you’ll even have time to help out our special needs cousin who may or may not end up in foster care.
So come on down to our server and see if you’re up for the challenge. Who needs stability and sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and embrace the chaos!
Join us now and experience the joy of creating your own virtual world where siblings can live in harmony (or at least not drive each other crazy). Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to deal with awkward family conversations again. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life family complications!
If you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your pickaxe will never break, and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where you can win stacks of emeralds and rare enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of destiny.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord |
Welcome to Tea Time SMP – the perfect vanilla+ Minecraft server for all Minecraft enjoyers! Join us for a variety of game enhancing plugins, events, and a welcoming community.
Server Specialty:
A: The server opens for the first time on 1/04/25. Apply now to join right at the start!
A: We welcome all kinds of players – redstoners, builders, farmers, and more. The server is LGBTQ+ friendly and intended for players aged 17 and above.
A: Yes, we host special events, including a separate last life session once a week. Stay tuned for more custom server events!
A: There is absolutely no pressure to donate, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to create their own characters and engage in roleplay with each other. We have a huge storyline planned for added immersion.
A: Our rules are relaxed and can be found on our Discord server. Play Minecraft the way you want to play!
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting sick and not being able to find a replacement for your shift. Our virtual world is always open and ready for you to jump in and have a blast, no matter what time it is.
Plus, with our flexible scheduling options, you can play whenever you want without any stress. Need to handle important appointments or just want to relax on a Friday? No problem, we’ve got you covered.
And don’t worry about leaving your current job unprofessionally – on our server, we encourage you to follow your dreams and pursue new opportunities. Say goodbye to the cashier life and hello to a world of endless possibilities!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find a new job with better pay and benefits in our pixelated paradise!