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WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	556	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	522565	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchantments Applied:	185	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	7094
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8227	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	220	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6043
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!