| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8523 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5794 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4839 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 521569 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5441 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 170 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2736 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2626 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4495 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9043 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4331 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6627 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 410 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9529 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
