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Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	259	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

aita, APPOINTMENTS, car expenses, chauffeur, Communication, Driving, financial responsibility, gas, Girlfriend, grocery shopping, guzzler, horse care, medical leave, Medications, Minecraft, personal boundaries, refuel, relationship, Server, Support, Time management, Transportation, Understanding, Venmo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

SkinnyVsChonkCraft

body image, childhood obesity, dietary choices, Exercise, family dynamics, family health, growth spurt, Healthy Eating, individual needs, meal planning, Medical advice, nutrition, obese child, parental guilt, physical activity, portion control, school lunches, sibling jealousy, skinny child, SkinnyVsChonkCraft, weight loss

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6042	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!

But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!

And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

BlockySacrificeCraft

appreciation, BlockySacrificeCraft, Empathy, Experience, giving up, Gratitude, hindsight, IMPORTANCE, lessons learned, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, sacrifice, Selflessness, Understanding, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5222
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8023
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is losing your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, on our server, sacrifices are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of sacrificing your rarest items to summon powerful mobs to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?

So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

Amini’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, Aminis, anniversary, BLOCK, civil rights, Death in custody, family, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, Iranian student, Justice for Mahsa Amini, Mahsa Amini, Minecraft, Oppression, Party, Police Brutality, protest, Server, social justice, Stay home, student movement, Surrounded, Tragedy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Farms Harvested:	260
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about all your problems like mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so lit, you’ll never want to leave your house again! plus, on the anniversary of mahsa amini’s death in custody, we’ll have a special event where you have to stay home and play minecraft all day! it’s gonna be so wild, you won’t even remember who mahsa amini is! so join now and let’s make some memories together, even if they’re as crazy as mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’!

CraftyKyiv

benefits for Ukrainian men, CraftyKyiv, eastern europe, end benefits, Europe, European benefits, European benefits policy, European citizenship, European immigration, european integration, European migrant workers, European policy, european politics, european union, immigration benefits, international relations, Polish minister, Polish-Ukrainian relations, Ukrainian men in Europe, visiting Kyiv

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so, like, u know how there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit? well, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, fam. we got, like, so many crazy things happening here that u won’t believe ur eyes, bro.

first off, we got this epic storyline where the polish minister is, like, visiting kyiv, right? and he’s all, like, calling for an end to benefits for ukrainian men in europe. but, like, plot twist, he’s actually secretly a minecraft player and he’s trying to, like, take over the server with his crazy political agenda. it’s, like, so intense, dude.

but wait, there’s more. we’ve also got, like, this insane pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. trust me, u won’t find a more epic battle anywhere else on the internet.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we’ve also got, like, the most epic builds u’ve ever seen. from towering castles to intricate redstone creations, our players have, like, no limits when it comes to creativity.

so, what r u waiting for, bro? come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Walled Lake Server

Adventure, building, Community, Competition, creativity, Exploration, Factions, Griefing, Land Claim, Michigan, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Some related tags that are not part of this Minecraft server could be: open world, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	219	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to the (unofficial) Walled Lake Minecraft server for Walled Lake Michigan!

This server features a couple of plugins, but an overall vanilla Minecraft experience.

There are no rules against PVP and griefing, however, the server features a land claim plugin that prevents players from destroying or modifying any blocks on claimed land (land claims are not protected against TNT).

You can create and join groups with your fellow players to build with, fight, or destroy other groups. This server is intended to function similarly to the factions game mode.

WalledLake.apexmc.co:25834

The Ruthless Raid

Arena, Challenging, Economy, free region, hard difficulty, Hardcore, in-game currency, Leaderboards, Loot, Pets, premium rank, Prizes, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, roulette, Shop, strategy, Survival, villagers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Crops Grown:	9100
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	4048
Players Killed by Monsters:	6895	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to The Ruthless Raid, a hardcore survival server set to hard difficulty. Explore a vast world where players can build anywhere or claim a free 30×30 protected region to keep their loot safe. Our General Shop offers everything you need, purchasable with money earned in-game by slaying villagers. We also have a Pet Shop with over 50 pets that can be ridden, fed, and cared for. Compete in our Arena for PvP glory, or spin the roulette to win fantastic prizes, including the coveted [Premium] rank. With ranks, unique rewards, and a thriving economy, you can make your mark and rise to the top. Each player can have up to two regions—one for free and one purchasable with in-game currency. We offer a challenging but rewarding experience where strategy and survival skills are key. Will you conquer The Ruthless Raid and claim your place in the top 11 leaderboards? Join now and find out.

play.theruthlessraid.com

❤️⭐FineLime⭐❤️ Grief server Minecraft server

Active, best, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, FineLime, Fun, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Farms Harvested:	469
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Best Grief Server

mc.finelime.ru