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FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!

border control, Buying, buys, defence minister, drafting bill, european union, finland, FinnCraft, Finnish properties, foreign buyers, foreign investment, government policy, international relations, legislation, national security, political tensions, Prevent, property market, property ownership, real estate, restrictions, Rusky, Russian citizens

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crops Grown:	2639
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.

first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.

so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!

MineFitCraft: Beat the Genes

beat, diabetes risk, disease prevention, FITNESS, Genes, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health benefits, healthy choices, healthy diet, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, lifestyle changes, metabolic health, MineFitCraft, physical activity, Prevention, regular exercise, type 2 diabetes, wellbeing, wellness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ores Mined:	8610	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right?

ArcMan’s Minecraft Server

ArcMans, central focus, Character development, character growth, exclusive, Featured, individual journey, Main character, Minecraft, narrative, Only One, own arc, personal development, Plot, Protagonist, Server, singular focus, solo arc, special treatment, spotlight, standalone narrative, Storyline, Unique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8898
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player gets their own personalized storyline! Ever wonder why Steve was the only one who got his own arc? Well, on this server, you can create your own epic tale filled with dragons, unicorns, and maybe even a talking llama sidekick. Join now and become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own movie deal out of it. So what are you waiting for? Join today and start writing your own legend!

Minecraft SMP: Big3MobileGamer

big 3, Big3MobileGamer, Casual Gaming, Entertainment, game reviews, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile apps, mobile game developers, mobile game market, mobile game trends, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming industry, multiplayer, online gaming, opinion, popular games, reviews, smp, strategy, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7403	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers SMP out there!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship, where players ride on the backs of dragons through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT, or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

ParentTrapCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, divorced parents, family dynamics, Family Events, Father Figures, front row seats, parental expectations, parental relationships, ParentTrapCraft, personal boundaries, seating arrangements, step parents, Stepdads, summer program, teenage perspective, theatre performance, ticket distribution

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.

Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).

So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	510
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	153	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?