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Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4170	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

MidlifeCraft

“Youth, aches, aging, Body, condition, confusion, Dying, fear, health, Illness, Medical, Mental, middle aged, MidlifeCraft, mortality, Pains, Physical, Sudden, Symptoms, teenager, Wake Up

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	2388

so, like, imagine this, right? you wake up in this minecraft world, and suddenly you feel all old and stuff. like, you got back pain and arthritis and all that jazz. but don’t worry, it’s just part of the experience on our server!

join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving as an old person in a world full of creepers and zombies. you gotta navigate through the land with your walker and cane, but watch out for those pesky skeletons, they’ll knock your dentures right out!

but hey, it’s not all bad. we have special quests where you can find the fountain of youth and become young again. imagine being able to run and jump like a teenager again, all while still playing minecraft!

so come join us on our server, where you can experience the joys of old age in a virtual world. who knew getting old could be so much fun?

MineCraft Lab: ECT Experts Know How!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

join this epic minecraft server where the creators have unlocked the secrets of the universe through the power of redstone! scientists are losing their minds trying to figure out how we did it, but who cares cuz we’re too busy building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT cannons! come join the fun and be a part of the most mind-blowing server in the minecraft universe! who needs science when you have blocks and explosions, amirite?!

Plain SMP with Extra Spice – No Fancy Java Mods, Just Good Old Vanilla Fun!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Ordinary SMP, a Vanilla Whitelisted Minecraft server without cheating or mods. Join our diverse player base from around the world and be a part of our community!

We have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP. Help us create a better world by providing feedback and suggestions.

Join our active community with over 200 members on our Discord server. Click here to join us on Discord.

We look forward to seeing you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating is not allowed on our Vanilla SMP server.
Are mods allowed?	No, mods are not allowed on our server. It is a Vanilla experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist through our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have been whitelisted.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules for the server to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay. They will be provided upon joining.

ArtFight Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Real Bout 2 of the Minecraft world! Our art direction is so on point, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character. And don’t even get me started on our character design – we’ve got everything from pixelated pandas to blocky ninjas ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

Join our server and prepare yourself for the most intense Minecraft fights you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players duking it out with diamond swords, TNT cannons, and even riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as Real Bout 2, come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: The HapPENINGrealm

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only crashes you’ll experience are the epic fails of your friends trying to build a simple house! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, unexpected lava traps, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our parties. We once had a player who tried to tame a pack of wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs – let’s just say it didn’t end well for him. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it!

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for the pranksters who love to booby trap them with TNT. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

BroBroBoy Bday Trip BAN!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend stealing your brother’s heart on the down-low? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!

So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?

ZombieSlayr420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and learn survival skills from our resident zombie expert, Steve! He once survived a horde of zombies by building a giant roller coaster that distracted them with loops and twists. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just in case things get really hairy. So come join us and show those zombies who’s boss!

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5433	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because the admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden diamond block? Well, that’s the kind of advice you’ll get on this server! Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky one to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3714
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the battle of Sudzha in Kursk region but with a twist – instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! ride into battle on your trusty pig steed and claim victory for your faction. will you be a fearless Ukrainian warrior or a cunning Russian defender? the fate of Sudzha is in your hands, so grab your carrot on a stick and join the chaos today! bonus: every time you win a battle, you get a free potato!