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Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

Gifts4Grief

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	513	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	263	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	2822

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4378	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	221	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2343	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	1386	Love Letters Sent:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Potions Brewed:	127
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Living Statues Befriended:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	135	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!