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  • Blocky Boner Builders

    Blocky Boner Builders
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8607
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

    Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

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  • SeeMyBlockyWorld – Minecraft SMP

    SeeMyBlockyWorld – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1716
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Dimension Hops: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to see pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so crazy that even the chickens have their own dance parties. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

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  • ParentalRegretCraft

    ParentalRegretCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5326
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Zombie Dances: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyIsraelShooterBanter

    CraftyIsraelShooterBanter
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9315
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Alien Abductions: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Enchantments Applied: 60
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit that even the US is getting involved. apparently, Israel is behind some crazy shooting at an aid convoy and now they gotta “immediately rectify” their conduct. like, what even is going on? but don’t worry, on this server, we don’t shoot aid convoys, we shoot creepers and zombies instead. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos and let’s show Israel how it’s done in the world of minecraft!

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  • BrainyCraft: Ageing Risk Zone

    BrainyCraft: Ageing Risk Zone
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9673
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to make sure your experience is always magical.

    build your own castle made entirely of cheese or create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you will gain immortality and be able to fly like a superhero. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Cornfield: Where Sheepish Players Gotta Dodge the Cob to Survive!

    The Cornfield: Where Sheepish Players Gotta Dodge the Cob to Survive!
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4388
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2425 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 225 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Field <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/have-leftovers-to-heat-up/">Minecraft Server</a>

    The Field Minecraft Server

    The Field is a Minecraft Modded server Community. We focus heavily on the Demands of our Members. Join Here • The Field

    Our Idea:

    We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

    Features and Reasons to join:

    • We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review.
    • Dedicate some time to Obtain the Evil Powers of Magic and Insert fear into the Poor Villagers.
    • OR Dedicate some time to Obtain the Powers of Magic and Insert a sense of Protection into the Hard working Villagers
    • Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players
    • Easy to learn mechanics
    • Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (Including Special Swords), etc.
    • Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic (Extremely rarely you will find Players already knowing these things. It’s up to you to teach them or keep it to yourself… for whatever suspicious reason)
    • Many Structures and redesigned Villages
    • Frequent and Active Community events

    What ya waiting for? https://discord.gg/mW4jcABVFv

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join The Field Minecraft Server? You can join by clicking on the link provided in the description: The Field Minecraft Server
    What is the theme of the server? The server focuses on a mix of classic vanilla gameplay with added elements of magic and sorcery for a unique roleplay experience.
    Are there any special events or activities on the server? Yes, the server hosts frequent community events, quests, bounty hunts, boss fights, and more to keep players engaged.
    Can I suggest new ideas for the server? Absolutely! The server values input from its community members and reviews suggestions regularly.

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  • CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

    CraftyWar – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2019
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 399
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Towns Built: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ores Mined: 2918

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft!

    2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got you covered.

    3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own language. You’ll feel like you’re in a secret society of Minecraft pros.

    4. Rumor has it, Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge our players to PvP battles. Are you brave enough to take him on?

    5. We have a special event called “Dog Days” where all the mobs in the game turn into adorable puppies. It’s chaos, but it’s the cutest chaos you’ll ever see.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

    ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3010
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

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  • NoCleanCousinWatch

    NoCleanCousinWatch
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6748
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 159 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7706
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

    So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3041
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a whole community dedicated to sharing the most useless and random facts you can imagine. Want to know how many ants it would take to lift a human? We’ve got you covered. Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the useless facts and hidden treasures!

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  • TrickCraft: Old Dogs, New Tricks

    TrickCraft: Old Dogs, New Tricks
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4680
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3863 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right – zombie chickens! These feathered fiends will peck your blocks and steal your diamonds, so watch out!

    If you consider yourself an old dog or dogess and you have learned a new trick, well, on our server, you can teach your pet parrot to breakdance! That’s right, watch in awe as your feathered friend busts out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft universe. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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