Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Our resident Ender Dragon has a secret love for K-pop and will only be defeated if you can serenade it with your best BTS cover.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Bob the Builder. He’s always looking for new recruits to help him build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks.
And don’t even get us started on the ERB situation. Let’s just say that she’s been transformed into a magical girl and now spends her days fighting evil mobs with the power of friendship and sparkles. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!
And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.
Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.
Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t swipe your valuables. Plus, if anything does go missing, you can accuse the nearest creeper of theft and demand compensation – just like in real life!
So come join us for a wild adventure where friendships are tested, accusations fly, and missing items are just part of the fun. Who needs enemies when you have Minecraft players to blame for everything?
Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy rules your fellow players might have. Maybe someone only builds with pink blocks on Wednesdays, or refuses to mine diamonds on odd-numbered days. The possibilities are endless!
But beware, if you accidentally contaminate someone’s virtual cooking utensils with pork or alcohol, you might just start a virtual war. So come join our server and see if you can survive the chaos of roommate-like drama and outrageous dietary restrictions. It’s a virtual world like no other!
But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a PvP battle. And the best part is, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension full of talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures.
So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s like, the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft history. Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll automatically become the most fashionable player on the server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! #unicornowner #diamondsandcake #wizardadmins #talkinganimalsdimension #fashionistaforever
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to explore our secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see for yourself what all the fuss is about!
