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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Items Found:	5173	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Towns Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	173
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Items Found:	2171
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Emeralds Found:	3326
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	186	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!

Crafty Dwarves & Noble Elves: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Server!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to be a Human Noble and rule over all the other players like the royalty you are! Or maybe you’d prefer to be a City Elf and live a life of luxury in the virtual world. Feeling a bit more mystical? Become a Mage and cast spells on your enemies while they try to mine diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the Dwarf Commoner and Dwarf Noble options – the drama between those two is better than any reality TV show. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your destiny, because it’s as simple as that!

AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!

LimbusCraft – Where we mine diamonds and troll creepers #1430

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But beware, things may not be as they seem in these twisted dimensions!

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space are all mixed up in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust in action!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our current extractions, featuring the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the mysterious target extraction of [Rodion] ID & E.G.O. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold during these events?

So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the insanity of Limbus Company. Just remember, the tutorial is important, so don’t skip it! See you on the other side, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!