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Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4182	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7193	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Buildings Constructed:	42	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mines Excavated:	3462
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Items Found:	8751
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Animals Bred:	58
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	74	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

51.81.146.76:25584

ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

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