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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9166 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3223 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”
