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CraftyCity Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Metropolis

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our city is so wild that even the sidewalks aren’t walkable – you’ll be dodging creepers, zombies, and even the occasional flying pig! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a city where chaos reigns supreme. Who needs walkable sidewalks when you can have a heart-pounding adventure around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of Palermo!

UncleDiscrimination Minecraft Server

bbq, certifications, college education, Conflict, Degree, discrimination, education, EEOC, elitist, engineering job, family, family dynamics, Irish exit, job market, Minecraft, qualifications, Rude, Server, STEM Fields, tech field, uncle, UncleDiscrimination, work

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where the only discrimination you’ll face is against creepers blowing up your creations!

Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own empire, no STEM degree required (but highly encouraged)! Leave behind the drama of entitled uncles and judgmental grandfathers, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks.

So come on, join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only explosions are from TNT cannons and the only elitism is how high you can build your castle!

NetflixNopesMC

aita, bad guy, contributing, Expenses, Friends, guilt trip, household entertainment, Netflix, NetflixNopesMC, personal space, privacy, Recommendations, Rent, roommates, sharing, SPLIT, Stingy, subscriptions, Utilities, viewing history, watch list

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3943	New Chunks Explored:	44870
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and boundaries just like this guy values his Netflix account!

Join us if you want to build your own virtual empire without anyone messing with your creations. Just like this guy, you deserve to have your own space online where you can rule without interference.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into sharing your resources, whether it’s diamonds or Netflix passwords. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, no strings attached.

So come join us and build your own Netflix-watching castle, where you can binge-watch in peace without anyone messing up your viewing history. Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things to yourself.

HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

annoying habits, arrogance, bad, bad hygiene, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, HateCraft, ignorance, insensitivity, instant hate, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, WiFi

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Pixel Love Den

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Connection, Den, everyday gestures, Gratitude, Intimacy, Kindness, love, loyalty, PIXEL, relationship, Respect, small gestures, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4952	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all by yourself in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with friendly players who will shower you with virtual hugs and cookies whenever you log on. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, our resident bard will serenade you with songs about your Minecraft achievements.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and heartwarming Minecraft adventures of your life!

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, BlastCraft, Bridges, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, HIMARS, Kursk Oblast, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, Operation, Precision, russia, Russian, Server, strike, strikes, tactical, Target, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up stuff like HIMARS strikes target Russian bridges and military equipment in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this insanity? Let’s goooooo!

JoblessKoreansCraft

career prospects, discouraged job seekers, economic challenges, job abandonment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job hunting, job insecurity, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job scarcity, Job Search, jobless generation, jobless youth, JoblessKoreansCraft, joblessness, south korea, unemployment, young South Koreans, youth unemployment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Potions Brewed:	94
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	9669
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	162
Magic Items Found:	7554	Mineshafts Explored:	5

yo, u tired of tryna find a job in south korea? well, come join our minecraft server instead! we got virtual jobs for days, no need to deal with real life bs. plus, who needs a job when u can build ur own virtual empire in minecraft? forget the real world, come live in our pixelated paradise where the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

WildlifeWars2070

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, crowded spaces, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, global biodiversity., habitat destruction, habitat encroachment, habitat fragmentation, habitat preservation, human-animal conflicts, human-wildlife interactions, loss of nature, pandemics, Sustainable development, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitats, wildlife management, wildlife protection, WildlifeWars2070, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and animals live in harmony but also fight for survival like in the hunger games but with creepers and zombies too! we have crazy biomes like the land of giant chickens and the ocean of exploding squids.

you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!

we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!

Adults, age, anti-grief, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, collide, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Farms, Features, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Touch, Updates, v1.21, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5788
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Draconicraft SMP
SMP	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ:

What does semi-vanilla mean for Draconicraft?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

How can I get more information and join the server?

Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!