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Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

The owner of the server “Ballistix Minecraft Game Servers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

art, China, Chinese, Crafty, culture, dumplings, Economy, fashion, Food, great wall, History, Language, Lifestyle, Mandarin, Minecraft, Panda, Politics, Server, silk, society, Technology, Thread, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	648

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	5480
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Star Shards Collected:	239	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

acceptance, belonging, Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, Ethonstate, exclusion, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, kikes, Minecraft, non-Whites, player, prejudice, racism, segregation, smp, Social Issues, Trans, White, white ethnostate, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

Equal Rights Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Farms Harvested:	496
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20+ Minecraft server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crops Grown:	7247

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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