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AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Farms Harvested:	957
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4456	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Animals Bred:	123	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8873
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

#word art, artistic expression, artistic writing, beautiful writing, Calligraphy, CraftyWordArt, creative writing, decorative lettering, elegant script, expressive writing, hand lettering, handwriting, lettering art, lettering design, lettering techniques, penmanship, script writing, typography, visual writing, writing styles, written art

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Star Shards Collected:	93	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	644035
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, complexion, cultural background, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, Melanin, Minecraft, personal appearance, pigmentation, prejudice, Race, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, skin colour, SkinToneCraft, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!

Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

agency.., Analysis, brand reputation, Competition, Decline, Digital Content Creation, Downfall, downfall analysis, evil company, Industry, investigation, market research, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanjis, online entertainment, smp, Stand, study, success, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, West

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crops Grown:	8220
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have transformed from a wholesome vtuber agency to the most chaotic and hilarious server in the west! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil corporations and taking down virtual villains in epic Minecraft showdowns.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines, like the time when our resident cat vtuber accidentally turned into a creeper and blew up half of our base. Or when our fearless leader tried to tame a dragon but ended up setting the entire forest on fire.

But don’t worry, we also have peaceful moments where we come together to build magnificent structures and create beautiful landscapes. So come join us on our wild adventures and see why Nijisanji is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans!