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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6980 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.
come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?