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PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Farms Harvested:	803
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7930
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	7555
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	99	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	9279

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	7016
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	152
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	635	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Buildings Constructed:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Farms Harvested:	667	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!