🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6509 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1477 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!