We don’t care if you’re the side dude or the main dude, everyone is special here.
You’ll feel loved and appreciated by our crazy community of players.
So ditch the drama and come build some epic shit with us!
We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?
And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.
Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.
Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.
We got logfag and his gang of retards ready to turn your pic into spam if you post personal photos, so watch out!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and a whole lot of chaos.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic stuff together while avoiding the wrath of logfag and his crew. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
I’m talkin’ about a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Where the pigs wear top hats and monocles and have sophisticated conversations about quantum physics.
And don’t even get me started on the loot! You’ll find rare items that will make your jaw drop faster than a noob falling into a ravine. Plus, the admins are like fairy godmothers granting your every wish (as long as your wish is to have a good time on the server).
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft in a way that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into a pixelated alternate dimension. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
The community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt, and the moderators are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wands.
You can build the most epic castles and pixel art masterpieces, and there’s even a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and spiders.
Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life – you won’t regret it!
But hey, at least in this server, you can create your own epic storyline and not get shafted like that poor anime character. Plus, the dungeon episodes are like finding hidden treasure in the game – except you won’t be disappointed like with that anime.
So come join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that is this Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the OP character we all deserve in season 3!
And get this, they’re totally backpedaling on parasocial fucks, like, what even is that? I don’t know, but it sounds wild and I’m here for it. Plus, they’re always pushing their merch, like, you gotta support the cause, right?
So yeah, join this server and enter a whole new dimension of Minecraft madness. It’s like reality, but on steroids.
NexusEmpire.modded.fun
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Age | Since October 2018 |
| Reset Policy | Server will never reset. World dates back to July 2019. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Machine | Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia |
| Plugins | Uses Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver |
| Difficulty | Hard |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with other players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have been terrorizing the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding sheep.
Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?
So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and make every mining trip a thrilling experience.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a giant llama with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic Minecraft madness!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)