epic siege mod Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7861	Emeralds Found:	2868
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7793

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	147	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

autumnal vibes, cold and damp, comfort food, cozy indoors, cuddle weather, Dark, dark season, gloomy days, Hibernate, Hygge, indoor activities, long nights, melancholy mood, Minecraft, rainy days, rainy weather, seasonal affective disorder, self-care, Server, staycation, warm blankets, wet, wet season, winter blues

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Votes:	2066	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	1452	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!