epic relaxation Minecraft Servers

epic relaxation Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

    CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 9787
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Emeralds Found: 2446
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Farms Harvested: 349

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1973
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 105 New Chunks Explored: 210241
    Runes Activated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

    Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6333
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Emeralds Found: 7720 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5384
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ores Mined: 3840
    Animals Bred: 178 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Farms Harvested: 673 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

    Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 560
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 1664
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

    Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5758
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

    BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6704
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8362 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

    CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5687
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5814 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

    Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 2530
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 464 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyJontronBros

    CraftyJontronBros
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3935
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Emeralds Found: 9424
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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