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”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9837
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3607	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	5569	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Potions Brewed:	73	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

Connect, cute genmates, general, kouhais, mentally ill, Minecraft, perfectly pink, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect community, Phase Connect genmates, Phase Connect rotten womb, Phase Connects, Pipi, Pipkin experience, Pipkin Pippa, pippa, Previous Stream, Reaction Content, Reddit Rabbit, smp, Talents, terrible takes, twitch, twitter, Upcoming Stream, vtubing, zatsu

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness

VOTE FUWAMOCO Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2498	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	504254
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to vote for FUWAMOCO as Vtuber of the Year! Who is FUWAMOCO, you ask? Well, let’s just say she’s a virtual YouTuber who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Just when you thought nu-Blizz couldn’t get any lower Minecraft SMP

Backlash, Blizzard, Boycott, controversy, corporate greed, couldnt, criticism, Ethics, game design, game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lower, microtransactions, Minecraft, monetization, nu-Blizz, nuBlizz, online gaming, player outrage, smp, thought, unethical practices, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9432	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	942
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of nothing but diamonds, and fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts the halls, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as you are? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Strinova Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Potions Brewed:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server called Strinova! It’s like stepping into a magical pixelated wonderland where unicorns roam free and creepers wear tutus.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, the pigs here can fly. Yep, you heard me right. Flying pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs that can serenade you with their beautiful oinks as they soar through the sky.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers on Strinova are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with their top-secret gadgets and gizmos. You never know when you might stumble upon a villager in a tuxedo, ready to take down some baddies.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Just give that pickaxe a swing and voila! Your wildest Minecraft dreams come true.

So, what do we think of Strinova? It’s a place where the absurd becomes the norm and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!