EP114 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Falling into the Void:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	178	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mines Excavated:	3902	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.

He breathes

24 hours, breathes, cell phones, Creative, love, Minecraft, Play, redespirit, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5712
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

I love this redespirit server for me I would play 24 hours straight but there are no good cell phones lately

Jogar.redespiritcraft.com.br

⚡ NightShard #Anarchy Bedrock 🔥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auctions, bedrock, Clans, cross-platform, donation services, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Grief, Ip:, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, PORT, Private, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Russian, Server, Sociable players, Survival, voice chat, Waiting, Without Launcher, Youtubers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

NightShard #Anarchy | Version: 1.19.4 – 1.21 (Java Edition), 1.20+ (Bedrock Edition)

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➥ Survival without creativity, admin, fly and other annoying donation things!➥ Clans, PvP, Auctions➥ Cross-platform➥ Minimum set of rules➥ Voice chat

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➥ Sociable players➥ Responsive administration➥ Partnership with up-and-coming YouTubers➥ Cheap donation services

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★ Our IP:➥ play.nshard.ru

★ Our port for Bedrock:➥ 19132

? We are waiting exactly for you!

play.nshard.ru:19132

Orc+ Minecraft Server – Randon Caspurr Fun

#youtube, breedable, Caspurr, Caspurr Catacini, clip playlist, Community, content creators, Fandom, Fun, Gaming, Livestream, merchandise, Minecraft, Official, OP Template, Orc, Professor Lando, randon, Randon Caspurr, Randon Neuring, Server, twitch, twitter, twitter widget, VOD Archive

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to the most breedable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby animals popping out left and right, because who doesn’t want to be surrounded by adorable little critters all day long?

Our resident YouTuber, Randon Neuring, will guide you through the ins and outs of breeding in Minecraft with his hilarious videos. Watch as he tries to keep up with all the new additions to his farm and fails spectacularly every time.

But wait, there’s more! Caspurr Catacini is here to show you how to breed like a pro. Follow her on Twitch as she navigates the chaotic world of animal husbandry with style and grace (and maybe a few accidental explosions).

Join now for a chance to be featured in our clip playlists, where your breeding mishaps and successes will be immortalized for all to see. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive merch, because who wouldn’t want to rock a t-shirt with a baby piglet on it?

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to the most outrageous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Let the breeding frenzy begin!

Now That We Draw Minecraft SMP

art, art critique, artistic choices, artistic interpretation, big, body image, body positivity, creative expression, critique, draw, drawing, Feedback, female form, Minecraft, now that we draw, opinion, opinion sharing, opinionated, personal preference, perspective, SIZE, smp, tits

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Crops Grown:	9720	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	270604
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a village full of talking cows. Yes, you heard that right – talking cows! They were gossiping about who had the biggest udders and debating whether or not they should start a dairy farm. It was utter chaos, but also utterly hilarious.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd encounters await you in our zany world. And hey, if you think someone’s tits are too big, well, that’s just another day in our SMP!

ReImaginedMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Survival BedWars CrackShot Minefort Gamemodes Adventures PvP Creative Storytelling Team-based Warfare Community Multiplayer Building Exploration Updates Evolution, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	886	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

ReimaginedMC is a Minecraft server crafted by Pacerman29 and coolboy67yt, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Dive into intense battles with CrackShot, engage in strategic team-based warfare with BedWars, or immerse yourself in creative storytelling through Roleplay. For those who prefer a classic experience, the Survival gamemode provides endless adventures. Hosted on Minefort, ReimaginedMC supports Minecraft 1.20.4 and above and is continually evolving with new gamemodes in the works. Join today!

reimaginedmc.minefort.com

Slayer Network

1.21, bedrock, Bedwars, Chest Shops, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, extra homes, Free Ranks, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, OneBlock, player experience, Plugins, prefixes, PvP, Slayer Network, Voting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8630
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Java IP: play.slayernet.fun:55555 Bedrock IP: play.slayernet.fun | Port: 55555 Discord: https;//discord.gg/slayernetwork

1.21+

Welcome to Slayer Network, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. The server is running 1.21+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience.

Show your support to the server by voting to earn free ranks which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, chest shops, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

play.slayernet.fun:55555

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, coming of age story, console game, Decision making, Exploration, exploration game, friendship, Indie developer, indie game, indie studio, mental health themes, Minecraft, mystery game, narrative-driven game, Night in the Woods, PALS, pc game, PIXEL, Play NITW, Server, small town, supernatural elements, video game

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	262	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Farms Harvested:	210	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary NITW (Not In This World) potion, which turns you into a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoot out bacon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your computer too, so make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy just in case).

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Fun

alcohol, attraction, Boundaries, confusion, desire, drinks, emotions, Friends, Fun, Girlfriend, horny, impulse, Infidelity, intoxication, Lust, Minecraft, mistake, partying, regret, relationships, smp, socializing, temptation, tipsy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Void Armor Forged:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone accidentally build a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle.

But the real reason you should join? One time, a player had a few too many potions of invisibility and ended up accidentally hitting on their friend’s Minecraft girlfriend! It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the unexpected is the norm, come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!