| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 988 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6977 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Votes: | 4414 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3168 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7139 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4720 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2619 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3292 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 3437 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9226 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6218 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8508 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2512 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 100 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 114 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 852 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 279 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8999 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
