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Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ores Mined:	3194	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
New Chunks Explored:	495161	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	4213

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3144
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mines Excavated:	2883
Zombie Dances:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	5811
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ores Mined:	889	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness