Ep.692 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SelfLoveCraft SMP

attributes, Confidence, Favorite, Individuality, Personality, Positive, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, SelfLoveCraft, smp, Strengths, thing.., UNIQUENESS, yourself

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Potions Brewed:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant statue of a potato using only dirt blocks and TNT?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken” – a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our crazy, chaotic world.

FameMilkMaster

15 minutes of fame, attention seeking, Celebrity, extending fame, Fame, fame and fortune, fame and influence, fame and longevity, fame and power, fame and success, fame and wealth, fame game, FameMilkMaster, media attention, milking fame, popular culture, public figure, social media, staying relevant, success, viral sensation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate fame-milker! We have a special mini-game where you can compete to see who can milk the most cows in 15 minutes. The winner gets a virtual crown made out of cow udders! Trust us, you’ll be milking your way to the top in no time on our server. Don’t miss out on the udderly ridiculous fun!

CraftyCanuckWarz

Alliance, Allies, Canada, Conflict, conventional war, CraftyCanuckWarz, Defense, defense capabilities, defense planning, defense strategy, global security, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military forces, military readiness, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, preparedness, SECURITY, strategy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? nato is all like, “yo canada and allies, we gotta get ready for a big ol’ conventional war.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but nato is serious, they want us to gear up and be ready for anything.

but like, forget about all that serious stuff for a sec, because we have the most epic minecraft server everrrr. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this server. we have giant flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underwater city filled with treasure.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we have teams of players fighting it out in epic pvp battles, building massive castles and forts, and even riding dragons into battle. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but way more epic.

so, if you’re ready to join the most insane minecraft server ever and be part of the craziest adventures, then come join us. who needs nato when you have a minecraft server this awesome? let’s gear up and get ready for some epic battles!

Everest Bike Physics | Tailwind Fun Server

achievement, bicycle, bike, challenge, cycling, Cyclists, determination, Elevation, Endurance, everest, everesting, FATIGUE, Fun, long distance, Outdoor, perseverance, PHYSICS., Server, Sport, Stamina, strategy, Tailwind, Tailwinds, Training, Uphill

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1259
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

u ever tried everesting on a bike? well, on this server, u can do it without any tailwinds helping u out! that’s right, we make it extra challenging for u to reach the top of that virtual mountain. but don’t worry, we got some crazy physics goin on that will make u feel like ur really pedaling up that steep incline. join us for the ultimate cycling challenge and see if u have what it takes to conquer everesting on a bike!

Dave’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, crazy, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, heavy metal, inspiration, Journey, Masterpiece, megadeth, Minecraft, Music, musical genius., process, Progression, rock legend, Rust in Peace, Server, So Far So Good So What, success, transformation, Writing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world? Do you want to level up your creativity and build masterpieces like never before? Join our server and follow in the footsteps of Dave Mustaine himself! Just like how he went from “So Far, So Good, So What” to “Rust in Peace”, you too can level up your building skills and create epic structures that will leave your friends in awe. So come on, join us and let’s rock out in Minecraft like never before!

Crafty SMP: Latino Men Are The Biggest Race Mixers

Biggest, Crafty, cultural blending, cultural exchange, cultural fusion, Diversity, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, Latino, Latino men, Latinx community, Men, mixed race couples, mixers, Multiculturalism, Race, race mixers, racial diversity, racial dynamics, racial harmony, racial identity, racial inclusivity, racial integration, smp, social norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mines Excavated:	1172	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the diversity is off the charts? Look no further than our server, where Latino men are known for their epic race mixing skills, followed closely by the black men who bring even more flavor to the mix. Join us for a wild ride of cultural exchange and epic builds as we break down barriers and create a truly unique gaming experience. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about love and unity along the way. So come on, join us and let’s mix it up in style!

WheelieCoolCraft

AITAH, ambulatory, college, decision, disability, Doctor, health, Helldivers 2, INDEPENDENCE, Medical, Mobility, opinion, Pain, parents, relationship, solution, Stubborn, Support, Walking, wheelchair, WheelieCoolCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	3926	Magic Items Found:	4327
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of mobility! Are you tired of walking around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be struck down by mysterious pains that make you barely able to move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we fully support the use of wheelchairs for all your ambulatory needs!

Join us and experience the freedom of rolling around in style, just like our player (25M) who went to his doctor and got the green light to use a wheelchair in-game. His parents may not understand, but hey, who needs their approval when you’ve got a doctor’s recommendation, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that not only allows but encourages the use of wheelchairs for all your Minecraft adventures, then look no further! Join us and roll your way to victory, because on our server, mobility is key and walking is so last season. See you in the comments, and remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your parents, but who cares)!

CraftyUSA2030

Challenges, CraftyUSA2030, culture, Democracy, Diversity, Economy, education, Environment, future of America, Globalization, Government, Healthcare, immigration, innovation, opportunities, Politics, predictions, society, speculation, Technology, united states

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of worrying about the future of America? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, the future is looking bright and blocky! Join us and witness a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house.

Forget about politics and taxes, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic roller coaster in the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building the most outrageous creations you can imagine. Who needs the future of America when you can have the future of Minecraft right at your fingertips?

UkraineCraft: Pentagon’s $2.4B Boost

2.4B, Boost, defense assistance, defense package, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, Military Funding, military support, pentagon, Pentagons, security assistance, support package, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, US government, US military support, US-Ukraine relations, US$2.4 billion

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4285
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Pentagon is like “woah, that’s some serious support”? well, guess what, we got a US$2.4 billion support package for Ukraine, but don’t worry, we ain’t spending it on boring stuff like politics, we spending it on making our minecraft server the most epic one out there!

imagine building your own Pentagon in minecraft, but instead of boring meetings and paperwork, u got epic battles and treasure hunts! u can be the hero Ukraine needs, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect your homeland. and with that US$2.4 billion, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience unforgettable.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the Pentagon has got your back and the adventures never end. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Sweeping Up Fun SMP: Where the Janitor is the Boss! Join our semi-vanilla server now, whitelist only.

1.21, application, balance, balanced rules, Boss, Community, community-driven, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Fantasy Nations, Fun, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, janitor, Join, Moderators, new world, player made events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Semivanilla, Server, smp, stoneworks, Sweeping, War, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Janitors Closet SMP

The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player made events, and more! It’s very similar to stonework’s but very different at the same time. We want to make a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server!

The server has been recently set to 1.21 in a new world, there’s still lots of chances for new players to stake their claim! We are looking for many new members to fill up the world with their ideas and builds! Just fill out a simple application after reading the rules so we know you are a good fit for the server!

Some things you can expect on the server (plugin wise) are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and much more quality of life plugins as well as plugins to enhance roleplay and stories made on the server!

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
What plugins does the server have?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins.
Can I create my own fantasy nation?	Yes, the server allows players to create their own fantasy nations and engage in diplomacy and war.
Are moderators active on the server?	Yes, there are balanced rules and moderators to ensure a positive community experience.