Ep.48 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Items Found:	7177	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Star Shards Collected:	220
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	2161
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchantments Applied:	186	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

ARAALDD, ARIDSHUVUUUUU, ASAHHH, BOGGDDD, CHIINNNGGH, CHINNNNG, CHOOONNNN, crazy, DELKHIDEEEG, EEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRR, EYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, EZZEENN, GANBOLLLLDD, heyy, HICHEENEG, HIMOORAA, Hoodoo, HUCCHHHHT, ISAAAYYY, ISSKHAAAA, MENNDDAY, Minecraft, MONGOLL, NNGALLLL, RELEHEGGG, SEEEEENNNN, Server, SHIGGGGIII, SHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY, TENGAREE, throat singing, TMESSNIIIID, UNNDDAAAAAAASSSSS, WOHHNNN, ZAYATTAI

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.