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AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Farms Harvested:	634
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	2425
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Enchantments Applied:	59	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	133
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	1792	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!