Eons MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Lost in Blocks for Eons

DURATION, Lost, length, extended, eons

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

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PixelRightsRevolt

robot rights, Ethics, technology advancement, AI respect, future society

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the AI beings are the rulers and we gotta bow down to them, dude. They’re like, “build me a castle” and we’re like, “yes, master AI, anything for you.” It’s a crazy world where the blocks have minds of their own and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to find love. Join this server for a wild ride of AI domination and blocky shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the chosen one to lead the rebellion against our robot overlords. Or maybe you’ll just build a really cool house. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

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TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure

Adventure, stress, internal vibrations, higher rates, dementia

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!

why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!

plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!

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Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!

Custom Plugins, Hold, Factions, Adventure, Survival

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired.
How many kingdoms will there be?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms.
Can players engage in PvP?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids are allowed with admin approval.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to join us on this adventure.

BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server

busty model, controversial figure, controversial opinions, influencer, Trump supporter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big tit Trump supporter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious political debates. Plus, our server has the best memes this side of the internet. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

Entertainment, games, monke, smp, challenge

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about embracing your inner monke! We have banana-themed builds, monkey skin competitions, and even a secret underground jungle base where we plot our next primate takeover.

Join us if you want to swing from tree to tree like Tarzan, build giant banana statues, and engage in epic banana wars against rival factions. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Monkey King himself makes appearances on our server to challenge players to banana-eating contests.

So, if you’re ready to go bananas in Minecraft and embrace your wild side, come join us on this crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and monkey around!

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CouchPotatoCraft

CouchPotatoCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape uncomfortable situations like a pro! Are you tired of friends trying to move in and take over your space? Look no further, because on our server, you make the rules!

Join us and build your own virtual house where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates trying to cozy up in your bed. We understand the importance of boundaries, especially when it comes to sharing your Minecraft space.

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who makes you uncomfortable with just a click of a button. No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just pure gaming bliss.

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy the game without any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a friend who thinks they can move in and take over your virtual couch!

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HokkaidoCraft Minecraft Server

Similarities, snowboarding, nds, skiing, Japan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a rock? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of Pikachu on a sugar rush! Join us and explore a world that will make you question if you’re still in Japan or if you’ve been transported to the colorful lands of Sinnoh!

We’ve got mountains taller than Mt. Everest, oceans deeper than the Mariana Trench, and forests denser than a Snorlax’s fur! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have secret hidden villages that are rumored to be home to legendary Pokemon.

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a rare shiny Charizard or befriend a group of Eevees that will follow you around like loyal companions. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

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GodSquad SMP: JudeoChristianity United

progress, Judeo-Christian values, Judeo-Christian, Religion, Beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic alliance ever – the Judeo-Christianity Alliance! That’s right, we’ve got players building giant cathedrals next to synagogues, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have crazy events like the Red Sea Crossing Race, where players have to navigate a treacherous obstacle course filled with water hazards and mobs. And let’s not forget about the Burning Bush Bonfire, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and tell stories about our craziest Minecraft adventures.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that combines religion and Minecraft in such a hilarious and epic way? Come join us and be a part of the most unique Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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MIL-free Minecraft Mayhem

grandchildren, lung cancer, Birthday Party, family conflict, Cheating

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about MIL drama! Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without any toxic family members ruining your day.

Join us and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws, just like you wish you could in real life. Show off your creativity and escape the chaos of family drama by joining our server today!

And don’t worry, there’s no smoking allowed in our virtual world, so your kids can play without coming home smelling like cigarettes. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with difficult family members and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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