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Crafty Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of being harassed by girls at work trying to set you up with their mediocre friends? Are you sick of being seen as a cheep greedy bastard just because you’re focused on saving up for your own place? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual empire without any pesky girls trying to distract you. You can save up all the virtual diamonds you want without worrying about someone taking half of them in a breakup. Plus, you can kick anyone out of your virtual house if they annoy you too much – no alimony required!

So come on over to our server and focus on building your wealth and success without any distractions. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and start living the single life – Minecraft style!

who are these dudes? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7459
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Oh, let me tell you about the legends of this Minecraft SMP! These dudes are like the Avengers of the blocky world, each with their own superpowers.

First up, we have Steve the Builder, who can construct entire cities in the blink of an eye. Legend has it he once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon.

Then there’s Alex the Explorer, who has mapped out every inch of the server and discovered hidden treasures beyond imagination. Rumor has it she once found a diamond the size of a house.

And let’s not forget about Herobrine the Trickster, who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. He once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.

If you want to join this epic Minecraft SMP, be prepared for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with these dudes around!

Vtuber Quest Minecraft Server

#english speaking, android girl, artist, ceci, Cici, detailed art style, high quality model, indie vtuber, live2d, Long hair, lower voice, Minecraft, Quest, rigger, Server, silvery color palette, social media, tutorials, Vtuber

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	812092
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	183
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8273	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet the elusive android vtuber, Ceci (or Cici, or whatever her name was)! Rumor has it she’s hiding out in our pixelated world, creating masterpieces with her artistic skills and rigging expertise. With a voice as smooth as butter and hair longer than a Minecraft day, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to interact with this mysterious creator. Plus, who knows what other hidden gems you’ll uncover in our server – maybe even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let the madness begin!

The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making all the cows in the area break out into a synchronized dance. Can you outwit this spectral trickster?

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, but be careful not to get caught in their leafy conga line!

4. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless booty?

So come join our server and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next KWABOTY winner for surviving all the insanity we have to offer.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ores Mined:	1272	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

activities, Board Games, Bonding, Childhood, dad, Dads, family, Father, Fatherhood, Fun, games, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, parenting, Pastime, Played, quality time, Recreation, Server, sports, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you and your dad bond like never before? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relive all those epic games you played with your dad growing up. From hide and seek in the backyard to building forts out of couch cushions, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to team up with your dad in epic battles against other players, or challenge him to a build-off to see who can create the craziest structure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that will make you and your dad the richest players on the server. So grab your dad, dust off those old memories, and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

asset allocation, bullion, commodities, economic indicators, Financial Advice, GOLD, inflation hedge, investing, long term investing, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, precious metals, safe haven assets, selling gold, selling silver, short-term gains, silver, smp, trader.., wealth management

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5437
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

4chan, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cove, Crafty, EU guild, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Promotion, recruiting, Server, TWW Epic Edition, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	143
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and mountain dew promotions!

Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!