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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3777 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic adventures with gadsenmädschenausgabe, sanner, and a bunch of other players whose names are so forgettable, you’ll never remember them anyway.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, gadsenmädschenausgabe rode into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shot out rainbows. Sanner built a castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. And as for the other players, let’s just say they’re so skilled at Minecraft, they can build a functioning rocket ship in under five minutes.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. And don’t worry about the long server description, we’ll work on keeping it short and sweet. See you in the game!
