Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on this server, we have racing threadscompeting against each other on the track! And the best part? You don’t even have to play yourself, the cars will be controlled by AI!
But wait, there’s more! Our car selection and livery rules are out of this world. You can only select a car twice, there must be a minimum of 5 retro cars on every roster, and your liveries must abide by YT livestream guidelines. And if you’re caught breaking the rules, you’ll lose points faster than a creeper explodes!
And let’s talk about the racing itself. Our races are so intense, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park. With balanced cars, qualifying sections, and 20 to 25 minute sprints, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the entire time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft racing league you’ll ever encounter. And remember, no drama allowed on your livery – stick to your chuuba/thread’s theme or face the consequences! OP: the Ferrari 599XX EVO, the official press car of VGTC. Also #’s chosen car.
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you have to mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on this server, threads race each other on the track! That’s right, you don’t even have to play yourself because all cars will be controlled by AI. How cool is that?
But wait, there’s more! We have insane car selection and livery rules that will keep you on your toes. Only a car can be selected twice, there must be a minimum of 5 retro cars on every roster, and liveries must abide by YT livestream guidelines. Plus, teams have “tokens” to change up their livery, but be careful because too many changes will result in point deductions!
And the racing? Oh, it’s intense! Cars are balanced for competitiveness, there’s a qualifying section to determine the fastest runners, and the main race is set to 20 to 25 minute sprints. It’s a thrill ride you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server where the racing is wild, the rules are wacky, and the fun never stops. Sign up now and get ready to experience the most hilarious and exciting Minecraft server of all time!
Are you tired of the Lord tormenting you in your everyday life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the Lord is too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to bother with tormenting you! Join now and escape the wrath of the Almighty by building your own kingdom and living your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, the Lord will grant you three wishes – like a stack of diamonds, a pet zombie pigman, or even a real-life unicorn! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to divine torment forever!
Are you tired of your former classmates clowning on you for playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the coolest kids in school will be begging to join! Join us and build the most outrageous creations, like a giant statue of your math teacher made entirely out of diamond blocks. Show those haters who’s boss by dominating in epic PvP battles and becoming the ruler of the server. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those former classmates in the dust!
Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Are you tired of your foreskin being longer than your patience waiting for it to shrink back to normal size? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We may not be able to fix your foreskin, but we can offer you a distraction from your genital woes with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.
Join us and escape the stress of researching redundant prepuce treatments! Build a virtual world where your foreskin can be as long as you want it to be (we won’t judge). Plus, who needs a girlfriend requesting circumcision when you have a blocky paradise to explore?
Don’t let your overgrown foreskin hold you back, join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow player who can relate to your unique situation. So what are you waiting for? Let’s mine and craft our way to foreskin freedom!
Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans
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End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding
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No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray
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5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff
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Optional Proximity Chat
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How to Apply
You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon!
https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM
FAQ
Q: Is there a world border on the server?
A: Yes, the server has a 15K x 15k World Border with expansions.
Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server?
A: No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can apply through the Discord server by filling out a quick application.
Q: Is there a build team on the server?
A: Yes, there is a server build team and applications are encouraged from everyone.
Q: Are there frequent events on the server?
A: Yes, the server hosts frequent and engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights.
