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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1675 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!