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TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	7726	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Farms Harvested:	208	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ores Mined:	1837
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	New Chunks Explored:	199446
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Votes:	8933	Animals Bred:	177
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	151
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KaifMine.dynmc.pro

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!