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Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	291
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magic Items Found:	4403
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Generators

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us on this wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a team of mischievous foxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fluffscaler, a magical tool that can resize anything in the Minecraft world to absurd proportions. Want to see a giant chicken terrorizing the villagers? Or how about a massive block of TNT exploding in spectacular fashion? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MoneyHungryMinecraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in epic battles with you.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind – after all, where else can you eat an entire virtual anniversary dinner without anyone judging you? 😉

NoShoesNoProblemsMC

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

lol come join our server where we all play minecraft with our bare feet!! we have this crazy rumor that if you mine diamonds with your toes, you’ll find a secret portal to a land of flying pigs and dancing llamas. plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete, like building a roller coaster out of TNT or creating a giant statue of a potato. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. it’s a wild ride, so come on over and join the barefoot brigade!

TFMC: Where you can pretend to be someone else and also wait in line to get in. Version 1.20.2!

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Custom Mobs, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Engineer, Fisher, FORESTER, line, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Mysticism, PRETEND, Roleplay, Smith, Strategic, TFMC, Thrilling, Vanilla, Version, WAIT, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Buildings Constructed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	235
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Join us:	discord.gg/tfmc
Season 3 trailer:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

🌟 Discover the TFMC Realm! 🌟

TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

Join our discord.gg/tfmc global community, where adventure knows no bounds. Forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as you collectively shape the realm’s destiny. Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the TFMC server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions on our server.
What types of roles can I choose from in TFMC?	You can choose to be a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.
Are there custom dungeons in the TFMC server?	Yes, we have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.
How many magic spells can I harness in TFMC?	You can harness over 60 magic spells in the TFMC server.
Is there a player-based economy in TFMC?	Yes, TFMC has a player-based economy for trading and commerce.

Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8661	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Divine Spears Created:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

DrewCraft SMP – The Based Builder

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	995	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!

BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!

aita, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, busy schedule, childhood abuse, Communication, emotional manipulation, family dinner, family expectations, family time, guilt tripping, mental health, not visiting parents weekly, parent-child dynamic, personal time, quality time, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, visits, WEEKLY, work-life balance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	123

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!

Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!

Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!

CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Counting, CREEPERS, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, long-term weight loss, LOSE, nutrition, pixels, Running, smp, weight, weight loss, weight loss community, weight loss goals, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss plateau, weight loss struggles, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2129	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!