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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6243 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8977 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.