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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7197 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 267 |
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.